One of the best parts of having a servant girl is that sometimes you can see right through – and it’s almost like they aren’t there.
At times this can make things interesting… Morning tea can be fun. Just tell your servant girl to get down on her hands and knees and pretend to be a table. Down she goes, staying perfectly still. You can tell this bitch has been well trained, which makes perfect sense – being as she’s working on the Upper Floor.
And in the event you need a place to put your morning tea, well, you have a very mobile table!
What a well trained servant girl she is!